come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 274 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Items Found: 3258
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Animals Bred: 110
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Animals Bred: 155

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magic Items Found: 7216
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Farms Harvested: 293 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 795 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 332115 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyDifferences

    CraftyDifferences
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

    For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Enchantments Applied: 247
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Sugar Rush Depression Den

    Sugar Rush Depression Den
    u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

    join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

    so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 218 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MineMagic Minecraft server

    MineMagic Minecraft server

    The server is designed for an adequate audience:

    No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

    The server is constantly evolving:

    The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

    Start of the journey:

    The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

    Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

    2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

    3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

    4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

    5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Alien Abductions: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211
    Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

    So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 465 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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