come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
Alien Abductions: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 New Chunks Explored: 913418
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Ores Mined: 3597 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Farms Harvested: 937
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Animals Bred: 98 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6146
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1484
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Crops Grown: 1075 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Ores Mined: 2531 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 7158

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Potions Brewed: 160 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Emeralds Found: 1905
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Zombie Dances: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5646 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magic Items Found: 3104
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 221
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Void Armor Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Magic Items Found: 7987 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Runes Activated: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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