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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6553 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8325 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”
So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?