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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	927	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
New Chunks Explored:	868905	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	4844	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Falling into the Void:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	809	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	2694	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crops Grown:	7990	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3