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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5351 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 212753 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 5465 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.