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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5941 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
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