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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5163 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9568 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
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