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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4056 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3897 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8617 |
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