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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9091 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
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