come join our epic minecraft server where we are always inside the 10-yard line, whatever that means! our secretary of state is making deals with israel and hamas while we build epic castles and battle dragons.

why join? because our sheep can fly and our cows can dance! we have a secret underground city where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs.

plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in-game. want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? they got you covered.

so come on over to our server and experience the craziest, most action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re everywhere.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 455 Wilderness Tamed: 19
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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