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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8136 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Join us for a rollercoaster ride of fun and mayhem, just like the time my pet chicken learned how to ride a minecart and took over the entire server.
We promise an experience more thrilling than trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword. And hey, at least on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting on the wrong bus like poor little Timmy here.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server.