CraftyCreeperCove

Palestinian territories, money seizure, sanctions, economic impact, Israel

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like finding $35 million in Palestinian Authority funds! Except instead of money, you’re finding diamonds and emeralds everywhere you go! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers and zombies trying to steal your loot! Plus, the admins are like the Israel of Minecraft servers, always seizing the best plugins and updates for us players to enjoy. So come join us and experience the thrill of riches and adventure in this crazy world!

SMP: EmotionalSupportEnderdragon

emotional well being, Government decree, outlandish pet, unconventional companion, government intervention.

Lol guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP where the government is like, “Yo, you need an emotional support animal, but it has to be like, totally impractical, bro.” So like, you could have a giant flying squid or a fire-breathing unicorn as your BFF in the game, how crazy is that?! And like, there’s this one dude who has a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow lasers, it’s lit af. So come join us and let’s all have a wild time with our wacky emotional support animals, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐉🌈 #MinecraftMadness #ImpracticalPets #JoinUsBro

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New Server IP
TrumpTakedownCraft

Conspiracy, controversial, failed attempt., investigation, attempted

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a chance to meet the kid who attempted to kill Trump (don’t worry, he’s now our resident prankster and keeps things interesting)! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

North America, Alliance, intelligence sharing, political tensions, Espionage

omg can u believe it?? the white house is tryna kick canada outta the five eyes intelligence group like wtf is that even real?? but dont worry cuz u can escape the drama by joining our EPIC minecraft server where we have our own intelligence group called the Five Blocks!! we spy on creepers and zombies and make sure they dont cause any trouble in our blocky world. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks, so come join us before the white house tries to kick us out too lololol #BlockyIntelligence #CanadaDeservesBetter

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New Server IP
CraftyCanuckz

foreign policy, political tensions, CraftyCanuckz, international relations, government officials

so like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “canada, you’re outta here!” and then the white house is like “yeah, get outta our intelligence alliance, eh?”

join our server for the most epic political drama you’ve ever seen in minecraft! watch as countries battle it out for power and dominance, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

come join the chaos and see if you can survive the craziness of our server. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next ruler of the minecraft world! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
Blinker Fluid Eye Drops Server

Fluid, Server, maintenance humor, blinker fluid joke, car humor

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN’ ON LAME MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OURS ‘CAUSE WE GOT BLINKER FLUID THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AS EYE DROPS! IMAGINE HAVIN’ MOIST EYES WHILE BUILDIN’ UR DREAM HOUSE! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE PIGS RULE AND COWS DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHIN’! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YEEHAW!

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New Server IP

CraftyCreeperCove

SMP: EmotionalSupportEnderdragon

TrumpTakedownCraft

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyCanuckz

Blinker Fluid Eye Drops Server