so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 332
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
Star Shards Collected: 170 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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