so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runes Activated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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