Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3325 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.
