CraftyCreeperCafe | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Villages Defended:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Votes:	484	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9501
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1532	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3883	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Votes:	877
Animals Bred:	96	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

BlockBless Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, BlockBless, BUILD, Community, Competitions, Events, Explore, family, friendly community, gameplay, Minecraft, Prizes, Regular Updates, Server, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, valuable

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru:19132

Players:	102/400	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Farms Harvested:	776	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	575	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2