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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 744 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Want to join our exclusive club? Just bring a stack of cooked fish and do the chicken dance on top of a mountain at midnight.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on Steve and will only let you defeat her if you can beat her in a game of musical chairs. It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!