Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have $20 billion worth of weapons and aircraft sales approved by the Biden administration! Why, you ask? Because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies! Plus, Hamas won’t even participate in talks with us because they know we’re too powerful. So come on, join the fun and help us defend our pixelated land!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 2952
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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