Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have $20 billion worth of weapons and aircraft sales approved by the Biden administration! Why, you ask? Because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies! Plus, Hamas won’t even participate in talks with us because they know we’re too powerful. So come on, join the fun and help us defend our pixelated land!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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