Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where everything is so poorly designed that you’ll question if the creators even know how to play Minecraft! Our server is filled with wonky structures, glitchy redstone contraptions, and mobs that have clearly never seen the light of day.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun! From chickens that can fly to villagers that speak in riddles, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our hilariously dysfunctional world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Living Statues Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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