Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where everything is so poorly designed that you’ll question if the creators even know how to play Minecraft! Our server is filled with wonky structures, glitchy redstone contraptions, and mobs that have clearly never seen the light of day.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun! From chickens that can fly to villagers that speak in riddles, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our hilariously dysfunctional world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3015 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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