Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where everything is so poorly designed that you’ll question if the creators even know how to play Minecraft! Our server is filled with wonky structures, glitchy redstone contraptions, and mobs that have clearly never seen the light of day.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun! From chickens that can fly to villagers that speak in riddles, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our hilariously dysfunctional world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5677 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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