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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7855 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1076 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!