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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7599 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 572 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!