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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2326 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 3007 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!