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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5811 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 253 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!