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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1855 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 810 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!