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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8829 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!
