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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9298 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 814 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!