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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1085 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!