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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9804 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 137 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!