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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 304 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through our epic quests, like slaying a dragon with a rubber chicken or building a house out of exploding TNT blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted potato hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!