If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Ores Mined: 5182
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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