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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2360	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Towns Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Astral Projections Made:	0

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Buildings Constructed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3320
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	1871
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	377
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4957	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Love Letters Sent:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	9727
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Potions Brewed:	119
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	144	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Animals Bred:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	1797	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7