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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 423 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 106 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.
2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?
3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!