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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1500 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 533 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!