CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	522085
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	842748
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Buildings Constructed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	246	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Votes:	4330

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	62	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6323
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Farms Harvested:	497

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	830	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2772

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572