CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Farms Harvested:	539
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Items Found:	4766	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Crops Grown:	5842	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Villages Defended:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crops Grown:	1720
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3952
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crops Grown:	6143
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195