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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

Azara Craft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Animals Bred:	152	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Azara Craft is a new type of towny server. Our goal is to create a server that is about choosing your own destiny. This means that we want players to be able to mine, build, conquer, steal, trade, explore, and everything else you would potentially do on a minecraft survival server but with balance. On Azara Craft there is no way to pay to win, every player is on even ground. Every player has an equal opportunity to start a town and build it into a nation, through any means they see fit. We have a balance between safety and competition. Towns can declare war or remain neutral. Players can roam the wild and hunt each other down or explore new the environment. This server is a sandbox and it’s up to you to forge your path to greatness.

play.azaracraft.com

Opened World

PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

We’re a friendly server that likes to build, play survival, and occasionally PvP. We’re semi-vanilla with TPA and Grief Prevention.

Opened.World

SquadWorld

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	294
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Void Gems Collected:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276

Minecraft Server supports 1.8.x up to 1.9.x 24 HOURS ONLINE NO HAMACHI NO PREMIUM FREE! Modalities: KitPvP – Survival – SkyWars – Parkour -Creativo

mc.squadworld.net

Dhara

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Survival (Hard) Mature McMMO FancyShop LUCK

23.226.68.218

McAdventureWorld

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

A one of a kind network where Adventure Happens at from Eco Survival, Factions,Skyblocks, Creative and hungergames plus more. Plus Discover our Custom made maps and Custom faction server and plus more. Join the McAdventureWorld network Today and invite your friends to play with you on your Adventure World.

play.mcadventureworld.com

ShatteredMines

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Survival [NEW]

KitPvp OpPrison [NEW SPAWN AND MINES]

play.shatteredmines.com

MozartRealms

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2866	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Grief, raid and PvP to your heart’s content! MozartRealms is a PvP Factions server with a supernatural twist – you have the option of becoming a Vampire or Werewolf! As a bonus, Vampires are able to transform into a bat for 20 seconds at a time to escape from foes.

Primary Plugins: Factions, McMMO, Vampire, Werewolf, Chestshops + many more! Coming soon: PvP Arena and Mob Ally for Vampires

Staff have a mature, player-driven attitude, with cursing being allowed in public chat.

We look forward to meeting you soon at pvp.mozartrealms.com!

pvp.mozartrealms.com

Trippers Games

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Mini Games Server 1.7.2- 1.7.9 Premium 24/7 Owners Skype: UnitedsWorld SkyWars, KitPVP, MobArean, HungerGames, PlotWorld Needs Members And Has Staff Ranks For The Right Players

mc.TrippersGames.com

AristoCraft Adekvaft RUS

Economy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	180
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Server by russian antigrief and anticheat creators. Our server is very good for yours anticheat ambitions. You can speek with russian schoolmates and destroy bad players. We will have good smile, if you invite our group on vk.com;)

aristocraft.servegame.com

VaporMC

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7778	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Our Prison server, a server where you fight to escape the enclosed walls of the prison, by mining, selling and betraying your fellow inmates. Grow in influence and power, gain more materials, and become a imprisoned millionaire, as you fight for your regained freedom. Join us, as we play one of the most up and coming game modes in Minecraft today, and fight your way to freedom from the prison!

vapormc.co

Minecrafting

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	882	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

A different kind of server

Minecrafting has been around for over 6 years, and has slowly evolved from a small private server, to a much larger setup on a dedicated server. Rather than forcing players to buy additional perks, our server keeps to the basics, so you can once again enjoy playing multiplayer in a peaceful server. The server has been rebuilt over the past year, building upon experience gained over the last couple of years. We are now ready to start welcoming players back to the server, so come and check us out.

– Features – Bank Dynmap Jobs mcMMO Towny Shops PvE

Come and join us, and create the town of your dreams!

play.minecrafting.co.uk

mcdragonsdoom

KitPvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

a fun server

mc.dragonsdoom.net

VanillaVerse

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

With our warmhearted community and cheerful staff, you’ll find yourself cozy in our handcrafted vanilla experience. We have it all: land claiming, no griefing, a fun server culture, and some of the friendliest players you’ll meet! We throw a variety of events from time to time to appeal to any player from the PvP god, to the builder, and of course the classic survivalist.

Welcome home to VanillaVerse!

mc.vanillaverse.net

sharkland

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	68
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

sharks

sithalive.no-ip.biz

Corsia Craft

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9154

Corsia Craft is a Steampunk themed roleplay server that has been in the works for a year and a half, with admins who have been running similar servers for two and a half. Corsia Craft features a large, lovingly crafted and detailed Steampunk city and greater island, rich lore that evolves through player events, dynamic politics and faction relations, and highly energised and dedicated staff. For additional information, our own forums, or to apply for staff, please visit our website. The server is grey-listed which means players who have not yet created an approved character will not be able to interact or chat in the RP world. To gain an approved character now, you can either post an application here or on our RP forum which either an Admin or RP staff member will review. Once approved we will add you to the grey-list!

mc.corsiacraft.net