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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ores Mined: 9796 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY