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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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