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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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