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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mines Excavated: 3581
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 444

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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