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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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