CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	8356
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Towns Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	172024	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1428

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crops Grown:	2886	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	1037	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Fire Nation Chronicles

air pollution, california wildfires, Chronicles, environmental health, environmental impact, Fire, health impacts, health outcomes, Health research, health study, launched, long-term effects, long-term study, los angeles wildfires, multi-institutional, nation, public health, research, respiratory health, study findings, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!

🔰 anarchy 🔰 / 🥇 The first season 🥇 server minecraft

Anarchy, Minecraft, Server, The first season

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

The description of the server server “Anarchy the First Season” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.InfinityMine.ru

TMW

All the Mods 10, all the mods 9, all the mods 9 to the sky, Atm, Chroma Endless 2, Craftoria, discord server, English-speaking community, flawless experience, Friends, Hasturian era, Industrial Village, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Prominence II, RPG, Servers, skyfactory 5, TMW

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Modpack Name	Version	IP
All the Mods 10	2.30	atm10.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9	1.0.3	atm9.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9 – To the Sky	1.1.3	atm9tts.tmw.gg
Craftoria	1.14.0	craftoria.tmw.gg
Industrial Village	1.8a	iv.tmw.gg
Chroma Endless 2	1.13	ce2.tmw.gg
SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required)	5.0.4	skyfactory5.tmw.gg
Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era	v3.0.30hf	prominence2.TMW.gg

Machine:

Hosted in EU
AMD Ryzen 9950X
192GB DDR5
2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
64 TB Backup server

Links:

Discord: discord.gg/tmwgg
Website: www.tmw.gg

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?: A: You can join by entering the IP address provided for the modpack you want to play on in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are additional mods required for SkyFactory 5?: A: Yes, additional mods are required for SkyFactory 5. Check our Discord server for more information on which mods are needed.
Q: Where is the server hosted?: A: The server is hosted in the EU.
Q: How can I become a part of the community?: A: Join our Discord server and website to connect with other players and stay updated on server news and events.
Q: How can I report an issue or concern?: A: You can report any issues or concerns on our Discord server, where our staff will be able to assist you.

Quantum Feline Hideout 1.20.4

1.20.4, alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Feline, HIDEOUT, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum decoherence, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5323	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	159	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo bro, you ever heard of Schrödinger’s cat? Well, on this Minecraft server, we got cats that are both alive and dead at the same time! It’s like a mind-bending trip down the rabbit hole, man. Join us if you want to question reality and have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Business, Dads, Director, Disappointment, fixed salary, hard work, HOURS, Minecraft, minimum wage, new job, opportunity, payslip, per hour wages, reaction, salary, sector experience, Server, Switch, tax effective, underpaid, ungrateful, Wage, woes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

MomDumpedOvernightBF

Boundaries, boundary setting, Cohabitation, Communication, dating boundaries, divorce aftermath, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family responsibilities, Family Support, family support dynamics, job loss, long-term relationships, mental health, MomDumpedOvernightBF, mother-daughter conflict, overnight guests, parental boundaries, relationships

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	139
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of boundary-setting, overnight stays, and unexpected breakups.

Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).

So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Players:	97/900	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3