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BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlox, deep clean, Effort, Friends, Frustration, gift giving, Guilt, holiday, House, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Personal, praise, reaction, rejecting birthday present, roles reversed, Server, special occasions, thoughtful

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Farms Harvested:	984
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dimension Hops:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1613	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	245	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Star Shards Collected:	267	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9742	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Enchantments Applied:	98
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Votes:	1168
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimension Hops:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4004
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Potions Brewed:	72	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3