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Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	856	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	183	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	258

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	8305
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	6200
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Villages Defended:	6

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	162	Farms Harvested:	896
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

PutinCraft2020

Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, German MP, global affairs, International cooperation, international politics, international relations, nato, political alliances, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, US-Russia relations, Western countries, world leaders

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and u can join in on the fun! build ur own wall or invade ur neighbor’s base, the possibilities are endless! top german mp says transatlantic relations are over, but who cares when u can join this crazy server and start a new world war of ur own! come join us and make minecraft great again!

Spectre SMP

application, Builder, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Europe, Events, Friendly, Longevity, Mods, Projects, PvP, Redstone, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5677	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Focus	Communal spirit, collaboration, and friendly space
Features	Established community, long-term world, creative projects, performance mods
Server Specifications	Fabric 1.21.4, hosted in Europe
Mods & Tools	GeyserMC support, recipe changes, faster minecarts, Voice Chat, Discord link, etc.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!

What are we looking for in players?

Builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
Players who interact often and well with other members.
Creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
Active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat in meetings and discuss projects for the server.

Server specifications and mods

Fabric 1.21.4 and hosted in Europe
GeyserMC support for Bedrock/Java Crossplay
Lots of performance mods
Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)
ArmorPoser Mod (used on Hermitcraft)
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

Join our Discord server

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Enchanted Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult content, Alluring, attractive, Boy, desire, Enchanted, enticing, Erotic, erotic boy, erotic female, explicit, female, INTIMATE, lustful, passionate, Provocative, Realm, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is turned upside down, where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and adventure. We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “erotic boy(female)” – a mysterious being that will grant you three wishes if you can find them.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a change of underwear.

DisapPOINTEDCraft

Accountability, ANNOYED, Best Friend, Boundaries, Closure, Communication Issues, confusion, Disappointed, DisapPOINTEDCraft, emotional distress, Emotional support, friendship, ghosting, hurt feelings, lack of effort, mixed signals, neglect, relationship, self worth, unresolved feelings, validation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7743	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crops Grown:	9218	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and confusion of real life! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about disappearing friends or unanswered messages. Our virtual friends are always there for you, ready to explore, build, and have a blast together.

Imagine a world where you can build a fortress to protect yourself from annoying situations, like being ghosted by someone you thought was your best friend. Or maybe you just want to relax and fish in peace, without the stress of real-life relationships.

So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. Let’s leave the real-world problems behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you there!

CreeperCoffeeCraft

barista, black coffee, Brewing, caffeine fix, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee beans, coffee culture, coffee lovers, Coffee maker, coffee shop, CreeperCoffeeCraft, drink, Espresso, french press, homemade coffee, how-to, iced coffee, latte, morning routine, pour over

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of drinking your coffee in boring old mugs? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drink your coffee out of a diamond-encrusted goblet while riding a flying pig! That’s right, we have flying pigs on our server because why not? Join us and experience the most ridiculous coffee-drinking experience of your life!

ZelenskyyLegitCraft

chancellor, Conflict, controversial remarks, criticism, Dangerous, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, legitimacy, media coverage, political statements, power dynamics, president, public opinion, Scholz, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyLegitCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide! like, one time, a player built a house made entirely of diamond blocks and then a giant chicken came and laid golden eggs all over it! it was lit af!

plus, the admins on this server are like unicorns, they grant wishes and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “please”! and if u find the secret hidden temple, u get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs! yasss queen!

also, there’s this rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u get transported to a secret disco party in the sky where all the mobs are breakdancing and the music never stops! it’s like a rave but with skeletons and zombies! so epic, right?!

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! let’s build, mine, and explore together in this magical world of pure awesomeness! see u there, my fellow blockheads!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	197
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ores Mined:	4347	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Votes:	7001	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Infernal Machines Built:	2