CraftyCorpCrazies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	New Chunks Explored:	115887
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	1578
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9282	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	8420
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	262	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Potions Brewed:	144

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	555

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6725	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4