so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Astral Projections Made: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Dragons Tamed: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 1389 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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