so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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